Top Ten Car Bingo Squares I'd Like to See

1. beer truck
2. dead raccoon
3. hubcap from a ’92 Yugo
4. those fluffy plants that make you sneeze
5. vultures
6. rock that looks like your mailman
7. burning car
8. person with more than 8 tattoos
9. driver picking his nose
10. car repaired with duct tape
11. 10 foot high gorilla, donut, or cowboy hat
12. bumper sticker with naughty words
13. person peeing on the side of the road
14. large piece of automobile– fender, windshield, door
15. cheesy tourist attraction (‘caves of wonder’, ‘1000s of hats’, ‘world’s fattest skunk’, ‘waffle–o–rama’)
16. car driving the wrong way (“EEEEE look out!” “Bingo!”)

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