Top Ten Reasons a Woman Appreciates Her Sister

  1. If your hair looks bad, she's gonna tell you. Ditto for spinach in your teeth.
  2. When you're nervous about trying something new, she'll try it with you.
  3. She'll remind you to call your dad on his birthday, so you won't look bad. Then she forgets, so you look really good.
  4. You can tell her how much you weigh and she won't laugh.
  5. She knows when you want advice, and when you just want a shoulder to cry on.
  6. She'll watch your favorite movie with you, again. Because she loves it too. Pass the tissues.
  7. She'll give you an appliance for your birthday instead of perfume, because you really want that dustbuster and she knows it. (husbands should not try this.)
  8. When you're out of town and she's watching your pets, she'll stock your fridge the day before you come home.
  9. When you go out to lunch, you can't remember what you ate, only that you laughed so hard your face hurt.
  10. You know you'll be best friends forever. Really.